Definitions by Excitable Boy_1024

Poop Salon 

1. Slang term for a high end bathroom

2. Salon which specializes in colonics

“After that big meal I had to pay a visit to the poop salon”

Poop Salon by Excitable Boy_1024 April 18, 2021

Perform the Flag Salute 

A sexual act performed with a prostitute. Typically done in Monte Carlo after a night of gambling.

I put my last few francs down on a prostitute
Who took me up to her room to perform the flag salute

Perform the Flag Salute by Excitable Boy_1024 November 30, 2020

Cock Cocker

Literally: One who cocks cocks.

More indepth, a total douche bag who is hated by all (especially their mother) and is such a dick, that merely calling him a "cock" doesn't come close to expressing the depth in which they suck.

Can be used as a description, or an insult.

Stay away from Sean, the man is a total cock cocker.

Or merely: "you cock cocker!"

Cock Cocker by Excitable Boy_1024 October 19, 2010

Ball Dipping 

The act of inserting ones testicles into the anus of another person. This act may be consentual, but is often not. Said testicles will need to be well lubed and often the anus stretched out before ball dipping can be conducted.

Also known as bdipping, dipping and bdips.

Warning: Can lead to poopy balls

Person One: "Why are you walking like that?"
Person Two: "I got ball dipped last night"

Or:

Ball Dipper: "I caught my girl friend cheating on me. She'll regret that after I do a little ball dipping on her!"

Ball Dipping by Excitable Boy_1024 April 26, 2010