Definitions by Ew Man

Oldpen 

An old crusty, dried up, raisin body, bald, can't grow hair whatsoever, Omega, cuts trees for a living (RUDE) and is verbally aggressive

"Oldpen, have you not changed your diaper today? It's starting to stink up the whole nursing home"

"I told you already, I ran out of wipes"

Oldpen by Ew Man March 18, 2023