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Definitions by Evan Lang

Joe Brandon 

Joe Biden's alter ego. After hearing “Let’s Go Brandon” 123355789000000000000000000 times, he thinks his name is Joe Brandon now.
Joe Brandon: Name’s Joe, but my friends call me Brandon.
Joe Brandon by Evan Lang December 22, 2021

Dan Campbell 

A coach who loves to bite kneecaps.
Dan Campbell is who Jesus Christ wishes he could be.
Dan Campbell by Evan Lang December 22, 2021