Dan Campbell

A coach who loves to bite kneecaps.

Dan Campbell is who Jesus Christ wishes he could be.

by Evan Lang December 22, 2021

Joe Brandon

Joe Biden's alter ego. After hearing “Let’s Go Brandon” 123355789000000000000000000 times, he thinks his name is Joe Brandon now.

Joe Brandon: Name’s Joe, but my friends call me Brandon.

by Evan Lang December 23, 2021