Definitions by Evan Lang

Joe Brandon 

Joe Biden's alter ego. After hearing “Let’s Go Brandon” 123355789000000000000000000 times, he thinks his name is Joe Brandon now.

Joe Brandon: Name’s Joe, but my friends call me Brandon.

Joe Brandon by Evan Lang December 22, 2021

Dan Campbell 

A coach who loves to bite kneecaps.

Dan Campbell is who Jesus Christ wishes he could be.

Dan Campbell by Evan Lang December 22, 2021