Eustace Tilley's definitions

Pink Visa

Charging something to the Pink Visa means:

1. getting something for free that a guy or an unattractive girl would have to pay for.

2. Getting a discount on something, i.e., a rental car, because you are hot.

Jeff: How much was that shot of Jameson?
Claire: Beats me. I put it on the Pink Visa.

by Eustace Tilley March 25, 2009

Crotch mute

A person who exhibits little or no sexual drive or desire.

"Hey, that guy over there is super cute."
"Yeah, but don't bother talking to him, he's a total crotch mute."

by Eustace Tilley December 19, 2008