Definitions by Eugene V. Debs

green monkey 

Responsible for the spread of HIV to the human race. Found in South Africa, coincidentally home of the tribe that frequently enjoyed ritual sex for peanuts with these primates. See porch monkey.

If we moved all of the green monkeys to AIDStrailia, the world would be a happier and safer place.

green monkey by Eugene V. Debs January 21, 2004