Euan Haines's definitions

jensen noone

Possibly the biggest fraud in existence, a winger who can’t pass, when plays up top can’t shoot. Worst manager in history with the artistic ability of a disabled kid. Blames players around him 24/7, time to retire?

Wow you’re such a “jensen noone” (fraud)

by Euan Haines April 22, 2024

Stub in the bum

This is when you end up mugging off all of your mates charging them an excessive amount of money to go in their car and then go to shag a polish refugee.

Brooklyn: Wanna go ride bikes today?
Dave: Nah sorry, going to go Stub in the Bum instead

by Euan Haines December 29, 2020