Definitions by Euan Haines
jensen noone
Possibly the biggest fraud in existence, a winger who can’t pass, when plays up top can’t shoot. Worst manager in history with the artistic ability of a disabled kid. Blames players around him 24/7, time to retire?
jensen noone by Euan Haines April 22, 2024
Stub in the bum
This is when you end up mugging off all of your mates charging them an excessive amount of money to go in their car and then go to shag a polish refugee.
Stub in the bum by Euan Haines December 29, 2020