Ethan’s are some of the weirdest people you’ll ever meet. They like to stare into the eyes of lizards and molest them when not a single person is looking. Ethan is the type of person to play around so much that they seem to be gay. Most Ethan’s seem to be virgins forever and in result molest all ur children and lizards.
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Gavin Rivera

Long armed bitch who can’t fight for shit looses fights with everyone. He beats the shit out of his mom when she says no Fortnite and he’s a petty bitch with the audacity to say Ching Chong to Asian people. His long fingers and long arms make him look like a bird, but his nose deserves its own definition cus that shit so big it needs a whole 69 person crew to hold that bitchass shit up. FUCK GAVIN U BIG BIRD PEICE OF LONG ARMED SHIT WHATRE U GONNA DO CRACK 90’s ON ME?
My pet bird is named Gavin Rivera
by Ethan and his parents is whore November 07, 2019
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