Definitions by EternalRuler

Kalulambi 

Term used to describe a really bad technical problem, usually used by a really bad technician.

Example 1: This isn’t just a glitch, it’s a whole fucking kalulambi!

Example 2: Houston, we have a kalulambi!

Kalulambi by EternalRuler November 9, 2017

Kalulambi 

An exclamation used by someone who has a profound hatred against PowerPoint and technology as a whole.

Meaning: Putain! Les PowerPoint! Ugh, ça me fait chier!

Me: I can't get this PowerPoint to work! *I fall to my knees and scream to the sky* Kalulambi!

Kalulambi by EternalRuler November 9, 2017