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Shattered

Shattered - The after effects of defecating on fabric either purposefully or by accident. Rendering them useless.

"I pulled out too fast last night, I completely shattered my grandmother's throw pillow."

by Esteban Florentes October 1, 2009

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Endgame box

A coveted or unattainable woman. Universally agreed upon as sexy.

Jennifer Connelly is an endgame box.

by Esteban Florentes October 8, 2009

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