3 definitions by Eric Thorsland
Child support payments
I saw my picture hanging on a rest stop bulletin board in Indiana because I was behind on my Crotch Tax.
by Eric Thorsland September 12, 2012
Katey was devastated when she found out her new lady was nothing more than a tongue dumpster to the whole field hockey team.
by Eric Thorsland September 6, 2012
A man's testicles after a vasectomy, ornamental but no longer useful for reproducing.
Sack filling pebbles for the sake of appearance.
Sack filling pebbles for the sake of appearance.
Had a bad fever and my balls got really hot, that usually makes you sterile but mine are show-nuts anyway, so what ever.
Took a shot to the show-nuts, lucky I already had my kids.
Took a shot to the show-nuts, lucky I already had my kids.
by Eric Thorsland June 8, 2018