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chem orgy

(chemistry orgy, chem party, chemistry party)
a gathering of AP chemistry students (cuz general chem is for n00bs), usually in an online chatroom, right before a major assignment is due i.e. a lab, a quiz, or a test.
Chem orgies consist of these students trying to organize an online study session. These "study sessions" usually end up as a bunch of kids in an online chatroom late at night spamming various questions concerning chemistry, and nobody really getting any answers. Very rarely is a chemistry orgy successful in its original purpose.

A candidate for a chem orgy must be verified before he/she partakes in said chem orgy, much like a normal orgy. An individual's intelligence, understanding of chemistry, amount of attention paid in class, willingness to share answers, and sex appeal. Despite the tedious chem orgy-goer selection process, this usually fails and the chem "study session" recedes into orgiastic behavior.
Brenda: You've been invited to this chat room!
yes i did it
Eric: wow
Kevin: hey jimmy
Eric: there are 7 ppl
Kevin: chemistry party
Eric: yes
which kevin is this?
Kevin: the kevin
Sally: (kim)
Eric: KQ
Kevin: The almighty
Sally: lol
Eric: what?
Paul: wow
Kevin: Kool
Jimmy: i'm talking
Kevin: Kevin
Eric: how dare you speak Chris Wu's name in vain
Kevin: :)
loll
Paul: i knew it was gonna turn out into a party
Sally: lolol
Brenda: yay you are talking
DUDE
Eric: YAY CHEM ORGY
Brenda: CHRIS WU didnt answer his phone
oh well
Sally: ok if eric stops talking
then
Brenda: WAIT
Kevin: hey guys
Sally: everything will be good
Kevin: chris wu
Brenda: SO HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE COLORLESS PPT
Kevin: asked me a question
Sally: ummmmmmmm
iono
Eric: colorless
by Eric Guan February 15, 2008
mugGet the chem orgymug.

X-ray diffraction

If you don't know the answer to a chemistry question, put "X-ray diffraction"
"How do you determine the electronegativity of an element?"
"X-ray diffraction"

"What's on the test today?"
"X-ray diffraction"

"What's the meaning of life?"
"X-ray diffraction"

When in doubt, X-ray diffraction.
by Eric Guan March 4, 2008
mugGet the X-ray diffractionmug.

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