Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Eric GGGG

maitre'd

A dried piece of snot hanging from ones nostril blowing back and forth with every inhale and exhale. Like a maitre'd at the front of a restaurant.

Dave's date was going well with Kate until the maitre'd scared her shitless.

maitre'd by Eric GGGG November 20, 2006

When a chick gets jizzed in the eye and then tries to open it only to find her sight impared by a webbing of manjuice.

This chick got a dose of the web eye after i shot her with a massive load.

web eye by Eric GGGG August 22, 2006

A chick that nibbles in delight on ones beanbag as if it was the last morsel of food on Earth.

After a night on the town I had this sack snacker nibble me raw