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Kodiak buldak

A variation of Wyoming Buldak where the fecal matter is replaced with 5-day old kodiak bear excretion, then frozen in the alaska's kodiak island until rock hard. Following this, to replace the urine you boil hot gorilla semen in a cauldron until steamy. Then place the Kodiac grumpus into the pot until well-done. Place in a bowl and leave it in the exact same place in kodiak island until it is rock hard again. Grab a stallion and make it excrete it's sperm onto the mixture, then grab deer diarrhea and sprinkle on top. This is a delicacy in zimbabwe and is served in extremely large proportions.

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Kodiak buldak by EpsteinAbuser7 April 15, 2026