Definitions by Enola Gray

scaresterbate

To self-amuse by self-scaring. To intentionally look for scary events and possibilities in order to stimulate oneself with fearful sensations.

The entire world economy isn't going to completely collapse. Find something else to scaresterbate over.

scaresterbate by Enola Gray August 19, 2009

peach pie 

pussy, particularly a sweet red-headed girl's pink pussy

"And maybe I'd have liked to spend this past weekend in a hammock, eating peach pie with Scarlett Johansson, but doggonit, that didn't happen either."

peach pie by Enola Gray October 7, 2008