"And maybe I'd have liked to spend this past weekend in a hammock, eating peach pie with Scarlett Johansson, but doggonit, that didn't happen either."
by Enola Gray October 7, 2008
Get the peach piemug. To self-amuse by self-scaring. To intentionally look for scary events and possibilities in order to stimulate oneself with fearful sensations.
The entire world economy isn't going to completely collapse. Find something else to scaresterbate over.
by Enola Gray August 19, 2009
Get the scaresterbatemug.