Enjoyer of the Super Saltine's definitions

Super Saltine

The act of shoving one's finger up one's own asshole following a bowel movement in order to attract excrement on said finger, and then placing this finger up another's asshole, finally spread the end product of the two assholes onto a saltine.

Dude, I just had a Super Saltine." - "No way, did you make it yourself?

by Enjoyer of the Super Saltine July 9, 2010