Definitions by Engleflange Mcmangletrumpet

parp peril 

That dreaded precarious situation when, seized with terrible stomach cramps and sweating like a paedo in a sweet ship, the need to let out a relieving fart is overcome by the realisation that you will arse vomit fizzy gravy all over your undies and trousers and be left with arse treacle filled shoes and the shame of smelling like someone in an old persons home

I had parp peril. I needed to guff but knew I would shart. And I was wearing white jeans. The horror

parp peril by Engleflange Mcmangletrumpet April 5, 2014

fizzy gravy 

The resultant mess left in the bog after a violent bowel explosion

God u should have seen the shit I just did. God darned nearly shit in me undies. It looked like fizzy gravy

fizzy gravy by Engleflange Mcmangletrumpet April 1, 2014

cobblespange 

Absolute nonsense, utter tripe. Meaningless drivel often associated with being off yer trumpet

Bernie was talking a right load of cobblespange. Fuck knows what it was about. He needs to stay off the glue

cobblespange by Engleflange Mcmangletrumpet March 30, 2014

gusset flossing 

Giving clitoral stimulation with use of panties

I worked her into a right frenzy with a good gusset flossing. She loved it she did. I had her bucking like a mule

gusset flossing by Engleflange Mcmangletrumpet March 30, 2014

face wheelie

The act of gurning as a result of taking good ecstacy tabs

He was off his fooking wheIlies on ecstacy, pulling a face wheelie like he was trying to chew his forehead with his bottom teeth.

face wheelie by Engleflange Mcmangletrumpet March 30, 2014

trumpet fudge

Shitty residue left on knob after faecal foraging,

My cock were full of trumpet fudge after I had piped her arse

trumpet fudge by Engleflange Mcmangletrumpet March 30, 2014