Definitions by Engelbert Humperdinck1

book savoring 

When you find such an AMAZING book, you make sure to read every single word very slowly, so the book lasts longer. #HarryPotter #SpySchool

Joe: Billy wats taking you so long to read that book?
Billy: im book savoring :D

book savoring by Engelbert Humperdinck1 December 27, 2016

god of cold pizza 

that annoying guy that leaves the pizza box open and it gets cold.

Billy: Hey Bob! Did you like that party yesterday?
Bob: It was nice, but Joe is a god of cold pizza. don't invite him next time.

god of cold pizza by Engelbert Humperdinck1 December 10, 2016

scroll paralysis 

When you go on a social media site and scroll down for 10 minutes straight, reading every single post that ever existed. Then your scrolling finger goes limp and you can't move it for another 10 minutes.
Hence scroll paralysis.

Billy: Wanna play some basketball?
Joe: Sorry man. I'm experiencing scroll paralysis.

scroll paralysis by Engelbert Humperdinck1 November 14, 2016