theolo-gee

the argument that there must be a God because -- wow -- isn't everything just AMAZING!

The conservative Christian tried to claim a theolo-gee.

by Emu Sam August 04, 2008

euch-arrest

The sacrament of incarcerating someone for stealing a cracker.

After indulging in curiousity by not swallowing the Eucharist wafer, the student was forced to submit to euch-arrest.

by Emu Sam August 04, 2008

theonoma

The spread of religion throughout secular aspects of a community or society. May be malign or benign. From Greek theos (god) and -oma (disease, morbidity).

Like a lot of debilitating diseases, theonomas are best prevented rather than treated.
-Revere, Effect Measure.

by Emu Sam August 04, 2008