Definitions by Emperor Jimmu

Middle-finger puppet 

A synonym for anus, derived from the practice of inserting the middle finger into one's own anus during masturbation or into the anus of one's partner during copulation.

"I have a horrible rash on my middle-finger puppet"

Middle-finger puppet by Emperor Jimmu October 8, 2008

Heartboring 

A film, television program or other source of entertainment that is aimed at children; boring or uninteresting due to a week or overly sentimental plot.
Derived from the term 'Heartwarming', meaning emotionally rewarding or uplifting, and the words 'boring', meaning uninteresting.

"I watched 'Finding Nemo' last night with my little sister, it was really heartboring."

Heartboring by Emperor Jimmu October 8, 2008