Emotional Cruiser's definitions
Coined by a person unsure of the most appropriate name for this syndrome, this syndrome refers to a phenomenon where someone can hold pee during a flight or while watching a movie at a cinema but always have the constant urge to pee outside these 2 situations.
Every time I'm on a flight, I never need to pee, but as soon as I'm back on solid ground, it's like I have Pampers syndrome kicking in!
by Emotional Cruiser July 29, 2025
Get the Pampers syndromemug. The distinction where the word "father" is primarily used in textbooks while "Daddy" in movies. This distinction has first existed in the 2025 Indonesian movie "Panggil Aku Ayah" (meaning "Call Me Father"), which is an adaptation of the 2020 Korean movie "Pawn".
In the classroom, we learned about the father/daddy distinction, and it was hilarious to see how the same character was referred to differently in the movie!
by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025
Get the father/daddy distinctionmug. A peculiar occurrence where schoolgirls born in the early 21st century, who still wear school uniform on Tuesday April 2nd 2024 (the last Tuesday, April 2nd to coincide with the fasting month of Ramadan so far), will be unable to witness the next Tuesday, April 2nd to coincide with Ramadan until April 2nd, 2120 — which is beyond their maximum lifespans. This phenomenon highlights the absurdity of time and generational experiences, emphasizing the fleeting nature of significant moments in life and the irony of missed opportunities.
I can't believe it's already 2024! The Tuesday, April 2nd phenomenon means those schoolgirls in their uniforms won't see another Ramadan on Tuesday, April 2nd until 2120—talk about missing out on a rare moment!
by Emotional Cruiser October 25, 2025
Get the Tuesday, April 2nd phenomenonmug. A term used to describe tasks that must be completed under strict deadlines, similar to the pressure found in a cooking competition. For example, performing Google searches or catching up on the latest YouTube channels can feel like a MasterChef round when parents impose screen time limits.
With my parents' screen time rules, catching up on YouTube feels like a MasterChef challenge — I have to race against the clock!
by Emotional Cruiser July 23, 2025
Get the MasterChefmug. The list of all the people involved in the making of a movie, usually shown at the end of the film, acknowledging their contributions from actors to crew members.
I always stay through the credits to see if there's a post-credits scene and to appreciate everyone who worked on the film.
by Emotional Cruiser August 4, 2025
Get the creditsmug. Born on January 21st 2005 as Darren Jason Watkins Jr., this young YouTuber commonly known as iShowSpeed is named for how fast he has children of his own when he was "only" 14 year old, which outpaces even most akcual adults.
People can't believe how fast Speed went from gaming to fatherhood; he's living life in the fast lane!
by Emotional Cruiser August 15, 2025
Get the Speedmug. Being the short form of "spiritual opium", this term is a pejorative slang term referring to how addictive YouTube is.
There are quite a few tactics that Big Tech companies has done to make YouTube an addictive spiritual opium. For example, not providing basic phones alongside smartphones anymore whilst making new Android smartphones come with the YouTube app plumbed without being able to be uninstalled.
by Emotional Cruiser August 24, 2025
Get the opiummug.