Once Upon A

A prefix representing a kid-friendly version of a pre-existing product or concept, named after "Once Upon A Deadpool" (2018). It signifies an attempt to create a more suitable and sanitized version for children.
As YouTube Kids had been corrupted by the emerging phenomenon called Elsagate, YouTube should try another attempt to make a kid-friendly version called Once Upon A YouTube, featuring daytime TV-like censorship modeled after Disney Junior and Disney Channel.
by Emotional Cruiser July 24, 2025
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eye pad kid

A child aged 4 to 12 who has to wear an eye pad for months due to myopia or blindness caused by excessive screen time on devices like iPads. These kids often display similar traits to an "iPad kid", including addiction to online games like Roblox or Fortnite, excessive daily screen time, and a lifestyle characterized by being "chronically online".
Ever since little Timmy became an eye pad kid, he can't seem to see anything without his eye pad—guess all those hours on his iPad finally caught up with him!
by Emotional Cruiser July 13, 2025
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nitemare

A playful term describing the distress parents feel when their children become addicted to playing online video games like Fortnite. This phenomenon often leads to concerns about screen time, academic performance, and social interactions, turning what should be a fun pastime into a source of anxiety for parents.
With my kid glued to Fortnite every evening, I’m starting to think I’m living in a real nitemare!
by Emotional Cruiser July 22, 2025
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Hamidah

A Muslim woman who wears a hijab (veil), often seen as pious and possessing a beauty that shines through her modesty, embodying both faith and grace.
Everyone admired Hamidah not just for her stunning appearance, but for how her hijab reflected her strong character and devotion.
by Emotional Cruiser July 17, 2025
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distorted

Originating from psychological thriller / sci-fi movies about lucid dream, this term refers the increase of your expectation on the amount of screen time you should be able to have 0.0001 seconds after you lose the self-control not to subscribe 600+ YouTube channels in a row.
After binge-watching those psychological thrillers, my perception of time felt so distorted; I thought I’d only been scrolling for a minute, but it turned into hours!
by Emotional Cruiser September 01, 2025
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old

Unlike late teens or early 20's, from the age of 23 onwards is considered "old" for someone who still has screen time limits imposed by their parents and is deemed too immature to watch movies like Deadpool. This term highlights the generational gap in perceptions of age and maturity.
At 23, I feel old when my parents still impose screen time limits and think Deadpool is too inappropriate for me, making me question if I'll ever really grow up in their eyes.
by Emotional Cruiser August 08, 2025
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sextape

A term humorously derived from "sext" (meaning "sixth hour of the day") and "videotape", but end up being commonly associated with a video recording of intimate sexual acts, often shared or leaked in scandalous contexts.
When that celebrity's sextape leaked, everyone joked about how it was really just a modern take on the “sext” hour!
by Emotional Cruiser July 18, 2025
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