MPA

Massage Parlour Attendant. One who gives you a happy ending.

I was at this Asian MP last night and the MPA there gave me a horrid HJ, her hands were like sand paper. Good thing I only paid $30.

I went to this place in Chinatown for a quick release from an MPA and the place got busted. I was charged with being in a bawdy house and given a fine of $500.

by eMM December 15, 2012

Demi Moore

A 43 year old has-been actress. She's dating Ashton Kutcher who is 28 years old. That's just sad.

You're dating him? YOU are such a Demi Moore.

by emm February 12, 2006

Mexican blowjob

A Mexican blowjob is when the person giving the oral previously ate either Habenero or Jalepeno peppers, causing harsh burning sensations to the reciever's penis.

Man, my wife gave me a Mexican B.J. last night and it burned like hell!

Putting out a Mexican Blowjob with water only makes it hurt more!

Dude, last night I got a Mexican blow job from a male prostitute, and I really liked it!

by eMM November 17, 2006