Emily

Emily is the type of person who never allows others to curse, even though it’s her favorite sport. If you curse in front of her she will bitch slap you like she’s Will Smith. She thinks she is always right and she’s the best, when in reality that’s just what her mommy tells her. WARNING ⚠️ if you ever befriend an Emily, all your friends will drop you like a hot potato. Emily’s are the most moody people to exist. When you want to hang out with other people she will say “it’s not my fault my grandma died.” (Even though her grandma is fine and dandy. Over all, avoid all Emily’s, especially when their name is Emily G Suttmeier. If you don't compete or stop running, she calls you out of shape, unathletic, pathetic, and weak. When in reality emily is always shitty at all sports. NEVER EVER BEFRIEND ONE OF THESE BEASTS.

Emily: I can’t go to get lunch with you guys, I have to go home and sleep
Other friends: we can just go together
Emily: you guys fucking suck
5 MINUTES LATER
Emily: can you crack my back besties?

by Emily’s ex friend May 23, 2022