Definitions by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head

Tuscaloosa Dog Pound 

Refers to the sorority row at the University of Alabama.

Need a passable but not particularly good lay? Just head to the Tuscaloosa Dog Pound.

Tuscaloosa Dog Pound by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 8, 2005

Weiner Dog Serenader 

This is a person who trains for a particular occupation without considering its utility or even its employability.

Ole Billy Bob is majoring in History. He evidently plans to be a weiner dog serenader.

Weiner Dog Serenader by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 8, 2005

Amen Corner

This is a group of sycophants within an organization that can be automatically counted on to agree with an idea if they think that the boss may be leaning in favor of it.

Will the Budget Committee go along with Dr. Tom L's proposal? Well, you can count on his Amen Corner to support him!

Amen Corner by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 8, 2005

Incan marching powder 

A slang expression for cocaine.

No prob getting the specs due by Wednesday; I'll just take some Incan marching powder and be in the groove.

Incan marching powder by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 6, 2005