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Sarge

Sarge - shortened of Sargent but means wanker.
There are two sarges in the military
massage and sausage, and if you massage the sausage, you're a wanker.

Calling a Sargent a sarge means calling him a wanker.

Recruit: Hey Sarge
Sargent: don't call me a wanker now get downn and give me 20 you twat

by ElonMusk607 September 10, 2018

Ivan Smirnov

Ivan Smirnov is a 2m Russian spy who was born in Moscow, USSR in 1972. Ivan Smirnov is the most famous and best Russian hitman who works for the Russian government and takes money for hits, he has a Siberian husky called Alexei that works with him. The last thing you hear before he kills you is "Hello, my friend", "Я убью тебя, сука"

Ivan Smirnov has been featured in many movies such as Derrick Chang's Changster TV and many more.

I ordered a hit on you, Ivan Smirnov is coming

by ElonMusk607 May 14, 2020