Definitions by Elmore Daniels

Swolested

the act of grabbing a muscular man's bicep, usually by an intoxicated female, in a feigned “unintentional” yet flirtatious manner

Hannah was a mess at the bar last night. Brendan’s arms were repeatedly swolested but he didn’t seem to mind.

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“Damn” pronounced with a withering Polskie accent

You want to go to the Radiohead concert and I don’t give a dyam about those depressive British lunatics

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