Definitions by Ellie is cool

baby 

babies are aliens who are weird and they cant even walk or talk !

babies.are.aliens
yes, babies aren't people.

Brenda: omg did you hear? Karen got a baby!
Linda: umm, don't you mean an alien?

baby by Ellie is cool March 21, 2022

Alpha male 

stupid, ugly, pretends it doesn't bother him, he's not very strong, but battles it all with gravity.
Alpha males are white cishet men who knows nothing about females, but pretends that they do. their natural habitat is in a youtube podcast. Alpha males make their voice very deep and move their adams apple in order to attract females, what they dont know is that females typically stay away from this behavior.

person1: dude, did you hear Gary is an Alpha male?
person2: whoa dude, thats super cringe.

Alpha male by Ellie is cool March 21, 2022

hasty 

very fast

person: wow, you're hasty
person2: yeah.

hasty by Ellie is cool March 21, 2022