a place where weather always sucks, where to be popular you have to have either a crappy truck or a nice car, where the only things to do are go to the movies, go swimming, or go mudding. a place where tourists are terrists and old people come to die.
old man "hay lets go to warrenton and stay at fort stevens honey"
old woman "ok sounds fun! lets bring the BIG RV"
locals "jesus, these goddman tourists always go through the HISTORICAL area instead of the campground. i wish they would fall off the column."
old woman "ok sounds fun! lets bring the BIG RV"
locals "jesus, these goddman tourists always go through the HISTORICAL area instead of the campground. i wish they would fall off the column."
by Elizabeth Stoesz July 07, 2008