Balls Sackolini

2 girthy meatballs and a long spaghetti noodle forming a dick and balls
Dude, the cook gave you a balls sackolini
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Cunc

A misspelled version of "cunt" but its more aggressive and offensive.. hey that rhymes.
You see that cunc? He smashed my tiny chode with a fucking sledgehammer
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