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Definitions by Eli Jackhammer

Gregging Around 

Gregging Around;
A cucked Greg (see Gregg) Scoffing around in self pitty with the lack of courage or confidence to act on his own behalf resulting in a lifetime of pegging from life itself and him enjoying each moment of it.

Greg;
The modern suburban household nanny who was born absent a spine and male genitalia. A Greg’s most enjoyable activities involve cucked relationships, sissy pegging from over sized penises possibly from more than one at a time, receiving domination, and acceptance of degrading situations which he is unable to rebuttal due to being a spineless sissy homosexual with no balls
Look Luigi, Nestor is Gregging around again.
Gregging Around by Eli Jackhammer February 27, 2025

Cactus ripping 

Cactus ripping is where a woman’s pubic stubble is so viciously sharp that when a man sticks his dick inside, it pierces right through the condom and into his dick leaving him unprotected and in pain.
Eli rushed to the emergency room after Tammy took him on a cactus ripping adventure.

Jizzurup 

The act of ingesting much more than the average amount of seaman during oral sex. This causes the need for the seaman recipient to be burped much like an infant after feeding to avoid stomach pains. The up spittle produced by Jizzurup would be referred to as Jizzurup chunder
Linda Friday needed Jizzurup after shooting a bukake scene with Peter North and 30 of his friends
Jizzurup by Eli jackhammer June 24, 2016