Elazar's definitions

grammeurysm

an aneurysm instigated by another person using atrocious grammar

"Which door do I exit from?"
"People who end sentences with prepositions give me a grammeurysm."

by elazar October 31, 2012

peace

a myth that was introduced in the beginning of time to help little children fall asleep easier. the myth envolves a time when no wars are occuring, nobody is getting murdered or raped, and everyone is peaceful and happy.

Peace is like god, you hear storys about it, but nobody you know has a good example of how it exists.

by Elazar December 31, 2008