Definitions by El papi 305

Schrodingers stoner 

A person that is always in a state of superposition in which he is either about to smoke, currently smoking or just finished smoking. Until you ask you must assume that they is all 3 at the same time

Once you smoke more than an oz a week one achieves the status of Schrodingers Stoner

Schrodingers stoner by El papi 305 January 12, 2022

Niffag 

A person that cannot hold their liqour and is an utter pank

Bryan is a niffag for being drunk after 2 beer pong games

Niffag by El papi 305 August 15, 2010