Definitions by El Wumpo

Snortuga 

A tortoiseshell cat of singular beauty and choleric temperament, known for her spectacular flops, snort-like purrs, and far-carrying yowls.

Snortuga flopped and writhed on the kitchen table so that I could rub her belly, but then she suddenly up and clawed me on the nose.

Snortuga by El Wumpo August 14, 2011

Mugwump 

A small, swamp-dwelling creature that subsists on skunk cabbage and likes to burrow. Mugwumps can be identified by the low "wumpwumpwumpwump" sound they make, and by their fear of any jumps other than little ones.

I'm making skunk cabbage flambé for dessert tonight because the mugwumps from the bog next door are coming over for dinner.

Mugwump by El Wumpo June 23, 2011