11 definitions by El Walkerama

Cunt Cloak

When an otherwise reasonable female boss suddenly turns into a cunt.
Similar to the cloak of invisibility from Harry Potter, no one can see when the cunt cloak is put on, it just is.

My boss came out of her office in her cunt cloak and started yelling at everyone.

by El Walkerama October 13, 2014

got your candy

A term used in prison's and jails for having ones anal virginity forcibly taken.

"Hey Tim, I hear someone got your candy yesterday?"

by El Walkerama September 26, 2017

a junior high

An over the pants hand job, typically given in movie theaters when on dates.

13 year old boy: I took Lisa to the movies and she gave me a junior high!

by El Walkerama October 16, 2019

Megakota

When Americans realized how useless having two Dakota states was, they combined them and created Megakota.

I'm from Fargo, Megakota.

by El Walkerama January 25, 2019