Definitions by El Squalrus

Shweb 

A cigarette, preferably, but not limited to a Camel Turkish Royal

"It's 11:19, time for our shweb break"

Shweb by El Squalrus February 19, 2010

Squalrus 

1. A personification of squalor; autonomous filth
2. the apathetic attitude developed by those living in lowly conditions for the pupose of coping

This house is so squalrus, there are pubes on the coffee table.

Squalrus by El Squalrus December 1, 2009