Definitions by El Scroto

love puff 

What girls call farts if they do them and it's therefore funny. When you do them it's disgusting and not funny!

love puff by El Scroto September 4, 2003

vagina-decliner 

A homosexual man

vagina-decliner by El Scroto August 29, 2003

pan-handle 

An erection that is hard and persistant

"Man she gives me a pan(handle)"

pan-handle by El Scroto August 29, 2003

Blaby 

Bull-baby or bullshit-baby. The name given to the imaginary "baby" a woman is having to make you stay with her/feel guilty/give her money.

"She's having a BLABY mate.. I know coz I had the chop 5 years ago."

Blaby by El Scroto August 29, 2003

turlin moor taxi

A police car

turlin moor taxi by El Scroto August 29, 2003

powersleep 

A nap someone takes while at work under the rather flimsy guise of being empowered by it. In reality, they are recovering from a night on the beer.

powersleep by El Scroto August 29, 2003