lobster

Mexican slang used to describe an uptight girl most likely belonging to the upper class, in a posessive way. Lobsters are perfectly identical to a lobuki in every sense, except that they have already been claimed by a high-class, modern, young male - known as a mirrey or mirrrey.
Hey! Come over here, lobster.
by El Mirrrey Mayor December 15, 2011
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iijj

Every time something bad happens in your life you will make this sound
*finishes pooping and realizes there's no toilet paper left so you have to do the infamous "walk of shame"*
"iijj"
by El Mirrrey Mayor November 16, 2018
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