Definitions by El Jalapeño

Douche-fag 

when just calling someone a douchebag isn't good enough, you replace the suffix -bag with -fag.

Jorge: hey bro, I just took a piss on your dog.

Carlos: What The Fuck "Douche-fag".

Douche-fag by El Jalapeño August 22, 2011

Masterbeated 

when you masturbate too fast for a long period of time and as a result lose focus, become flaccid, and have to start all over again.

Patient: Hey Doctor, yesterday I was masturbating and everything was fine until I just went soft, whats wrong?

Doctor: Don't worry, you were just "masterbeated."

Masterbeated by El Jalapeño August 18, 2011

Whalegasm 

when engaging in rigorous sexual activities and one of the participants engaged in the act begins to have massive orgasms that sound as if he/she is whale-calling.

Brad: hey bro, last night my girl sounded as if she was whale-calling during sex.

me: Your girl "Whalegasms"?

Whalegasm by El Jalapeño August 18, 2011