Ninja Hooker

A mythical hero who protects other hookers from abusive and or cheap clients. Usually uses penis deforming ninja weapons.
The married, sucessful, CEO didn't want to pay Bubbles, so she called upon a ninja hooker, who then mutilated the poor soul with her medieval weaponary.
by El Guero Canijo May 20, 2011
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midget tipping

The act of pushing over, or tripping a midget woman whose breasts are so large that they prevent her from falling completely.
The boys and I were tired of cow tipping everytime we got drunk, so we went into town and went midget tipping instead.
by El Guero Canijo May 20, 2011
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