El Doctor

1.) An alias used by the one, the only, Pablo Escobar.

2.) An alias used by the baddest gangster to ever live, also the best lookin' one too: J-man, aka Ferarri, aka Catman.

1.) He was known as El Doctor, but is not a doctor of any sort.

2.) El Doctor got shot a couple of times, but busted a couple of caps with his deadly accuracy and jack-fucked that fool.

by El Doctor January 09, 2005

Mexican Justice

1.) The act of performing anal sex on one's spouse mid-coitus ipso facto her not providing dinner.

El Doctor: The other night, I came home after a long, hard day at werk, and my woman didn't have any dinner on the table, so you know what I did?

Capitan Chaos: Produced some Mexican Justice?

El Doctor: Produ-- Hey! That's MY line!

by El Doctor June 11, 2006

white wine drinker

A homosexual. One who enjoys a bottle of white wine and the company of a dude.

A gay can be known as: a fag, a fairy, a white wine drinker, anyone English..."

by El Doctor March 20, 2005

hookmonster

A philanderer; someone who has a wandering pee pee; someone who has seen more ass than a chair. Used as a term of endearment specifically in Killeen, TX.

Person 1: What up, hookmonster?

Person 2: You know it, ask your sister about that.

by El Doctor December 28, 2005