Definitions by El Doctor

Mexican Justice 

1.) The act of performing anal sex on one's spouse mid-coitus ipso facto her not providing dinner.

El Doctor: The other night, I came home after a long, hard day at werk, and my woman didn't have any dinner on the table, so you know what I did?

Capitan Chaos: Produced some Mexican Justice?

El Doctor: Produ-- Hey! That's MY line!

Mexican Justice by El Doctor June 11, 2006

hookmonster 

A philanderer; someone who has a wandering pee pee; someone who has seen more ass than a chair. Used as a term of endearment specifically in Killeen, TX.

Person 1: What up, hookmonster?

Person 2: You know it, ask your sister about that.

hookmonster by El Doctor December 28, 2005

white wine drinker 

A homosexual. One who enjoys a bottle of white wine and the company of a dude.

A gay can be known as: a fag, a fairy, a white wine drinker, anyone English..."

white wine drinker by El Doctor March 20, 2005

El Doctor

1.) An alias used by the one, the only, Pablo Escobar.

2.) An alias used by the baddest gangster to ever live, also the best lookin' one too: J-man, aka Ferarri, aka Catman.

1.) He was known as El Doctor, but is not a doctor of any sort.

2.) El Doctor got shot a couple of times, but busted a couple of caps with his deadly accuracy and jack-fucked that fool.

El Doctor by El Doctor January 9, 2005