3 definitions by El Cuni

Specific Amnesia that takes place in the supermarket or Retail shop which cases you to forget what you wanted to buy resulting in you buying unnecesary stuff or whatever crosses your path.
"Yes, I am aware that we have 2 unopened cereal boxes, but I went to the supermarket and suffered from shopnesia".
by El Cuni March 25, 2009
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Exhaustive facial analysis to try to figure out how someone that has just greeted you, but you no longer recognize, used to look a while ago.


I bumped into Kathy Loggins yesterday, and despise a very long retro-scan, couldnt match the 300 pound lady with our former head of cheerleaders..
by El Cuni March 27, 2009
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To embarrass someone through the use of digital means such as the uploading of questionable pictures in electronic communities or to be mentioned in the facebook or msn status of someone you are not getting along with for the rest of the world to see..
Dude, I know you are mad at me, but was there a real need to upload the pic of me pucking at the new year party? Talk about E-barrassment!

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Yep, they had a very nasty breakupt last time I checked her facebook she was e-barrasing the hell out of him by mentioning she is no longer dating guys with performance problems.
by El Cuni August 5, 2009
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