Definitions by El Christo

Ho-nay 

Horny. But ghetto.

Guurl, I'm ho-nay!

Ho-nay by El Christo January 20, 2011

Ho dup

An extremely ghetto or redneck way of saying "hold up".

Shucks, I forgot my chaw on the tractor, ho dup.

I'ma grab my strap right quick, ho dup.

Attention train passengers, dis a ho dup!

Ho dup by El Christo January 7, 2011

Dicknology 

Any technology that makes it easy to share your schlong with the world. See Chatroulette.

Suzy: "Have you seen this new app that sends you a random photo? I've been getting schlong shots all day."

Bob: "Sounds like a great piece of dicknology."

Ralph: "It's a dicknological breakthrough."

Dicknology by El Christo October 17, 2010

Hatt 

Slang for "hot". Sexy, attractive, totally doable.
- A code used to call someone sexy without everybody knowing.
- Pronounced like "Hat".

Jake: "Dang, that girl is hatt."

Stu: "So hatt."

Jake: "Straight hattness."

Hatt by El Christo August 14, 2009

Hat 

Slang for hot, attractive, sexually appealing

"Have you seen Ashley's new Facebook profile picture? That shit is HAT!"

Hat by El Christo January 15, 2009