El Benjamino's definitions

Voluntold

That moment when your boss asks for volunteers then points at you and tells you you're doing it.

Did you volunteer? No I was voluntold.

by El Benjamino February 7, 2013

FaceWine

When you and your friends get together on FaceTime to drink wine and have a natter. Particularly relevant in the great COVID screwup of 2020.

Hey Jane, fancy a FaceWine?

by El Benjamino April 30, 2020

Yestwodays

Two days ago

I met her yestwodays

by El Benjamino February 7, 2013