Definitions by El Benjamino

FaceWine 

When you and your friends get together on FaceTime to drink wine and have a natter. Particularly relevant in the great COVID screwup of 2020.

Hey Jane, fancy a FaceWine?

FaceWine by El Benjamino April 30, 2020

Yestwodays 

Two days ago

I met her yestwodays

Yestwodays by El Benjamino February 7, 2013

Voluntold 

That moment when your boss asks for volunteers then points at you and tells you you're doing it.

Did you volunteer? No I was voluntold.

Voluntold by El Benjamino February 7, 2013