Definitions by Egypt

Harper sealing 

When you and your partner are having intiment sex, and then the dominant male proceeds to get on the back of the woman. From here he then flops around violently screaming and barking like a seal.

Calm down Jonny, your harper sealing hurts

Harper sealing by Egypt April 22, 2017

glomph 

The act to lovingly not sexually sit upon, harass or caress a person.

I glomph
You glomph
He/She/It glomphs
We glomph
They glomph
Every(flipping)body glomphs

glomph by Egypt July 23, 2008

Tiffing 

to chill or to hang out

Amy: What's up kid?
John: Nothing, wacthing the telly, totally tiffing it dude.

Tiffing by egypt March 26, 2007