Foodurbating

When you're eating one kind of food, possibly a less appealing one, and pretending it's another type of food that tastes better.

I was eating these disgusting and stale oreos because there wasn't anything else to eat last night, so i started foodurbating and pretended it was steak.

by Edgar Allan Snyder September 03, 2010

Cockmeat Cannonball

Where you dive off of something into a girls face just before u cum

I gave Meredith the biggest cockmeat cannonball off of my couch last night her face turned purple

by Edgar Allan Snyder August 04, 2010