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The financial version of an "incel" (involuntarily celibate, sexually frustrated). A typical fincel suffers from economic illiteracy, which results in poor career and life planning decisions that lead to a life of poor financial health. This financial dissatisfaction is often a combination of a college degree that is not marketable, large amounts of student debt, etc. Like incels, a fincel often turns to extremist political/social views that involve harming those that are economically literate and financially stable. Fincels resent society.
Jim: hey whatever happened to Tony? He was excited to graduate with an art history degree.

Scott: Tony lives at home still and works as an Uber driver and sometimes bar tends. He's evolved to a bitter fincel and hates successful people.
by Eddie Quesadilla April 20, 2019

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The unfortunate walk to get a fresh roll of toilet paper immediately after defecating. Typically, a grease walk is required when the person defecating fails to ensure an adequate supply of toilet paper in advance of the defecation. The resulting walk to refill toilet paper is accompanied by a greasy smearing feature occuring in the buttocks as a result of the fresh, unwiped feces.
I took a dump last night only to discover the toilet paper roll was empty. I had to grease walk down the hallway to retrieve a fresh roll. It was disgusting.
by Eddie Quesadilla July 03, 2020

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