Definitions by Eddie's toy boy Jon

Jellypig 

A fat spineless blubbering man child usually found interfering with his supervisor

Look at Phil the fucking jellypig licking the boss's ass again, I fucking hate him

Jellypig by Eddie's toy boy Jon March 2, 2020

Edward j plant 

A god fearing drunkard with the remarkable ability to tell countless lies without hesitation

That liar is a real Edward j plant

Edward j plant by Eddie's toy boy Jon February 28, 2020

Crouchaphile 

A tall slender snake like creature with the ability to brown nose with anyone more superior than himself in order to climb the ladder of corruption

Don't trust Johnny he's a right crouchaphile he's always in the boss's office

Crouchaphile by Eddie's toy boy Jon February 28, 2020