Definitions by Ed Koch

Upstate New York 

Upstate is a place where you have to drive your pickup 20 miles to buy a Sears, Roebuck suit or Gingham dress at a local Walmart. Upstate is sterile, it's a fucking joke.

Once I went to Nassau County and everybody somehow knew I was from the Big City.

Upstate New York by Ed Koch June 11, 2006

Jeeb 

Steal, hijack, larceny

"Jeeb the gum, I'll cover you"

Jeeb by ed koch December 19, 2003