Definitions by Ed Jones
Chasing Shadows
To assume the absolute worst for an absolutely trivial, non threatening situation. A "Debbie Downer."
Mike: Hey have you seen my wife? She was here fishing just a minute ago.
David: No. She could've fallen in the river and drowned you know.
Mike: The water is 2 feet deep dumbass. Stop chasing shadows and help me find her.
David: No. She could've fallen in the river and drowned you know.
Mike: The water is 2 feet deep dumbass. Stop chasing shadows and help me find her.
Chasing Shadows by Ed Jones February 20, 2019
Dr Octagonapus
Highly featured character in Dominic Fear's Dfear Lazer movies.
Often popping up at highly inappropriate moments to "Fire his lazer"
Often popping up at highly inappropriate moments to "Fire his lazer"
Guy 1: Oh hey man wheres your phone???
Guy 2: Oh erm... Its Charging....
Dr Octagonapus: Dr Octagonapus BLLARRRRRGGGHHHH (shoop da whoop)
Guy 2: Oh erm... Its Charging....
Dr Octagonapus: Dr Octagonapus BLLARRRRRGGGHHHH (shoop da whoop)
Dr Octagonapus by Ed Jones April 19, 2008