Ebenezer Spooge's definitions

Leg Nog

The non-dairy protein rich reproductive byproduct of the post ejaculatory male.

Ebenezer Spooge just whipped up a fresh batch of Leg Nog for the holiday!

by Ebenezer Spooge December 26, 2021

The Pussening

The slow and steady decline of American society over the past few decades owing to a combination of fear, political correctness, laziness, and the overall rise of gender confusion.

Ever since the dawn of The Pussening, snow flurries and cold weather in general have been accepted as valid excuses for repeat truancy.

by Ebenezer Spooge March 9, 2022